my roommate is pouting because she has just noticed she owns two identical pairs of scissors and I won’t stop laughing/giving her grief.





television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is art

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I might lose followers for this?…


I might lose followers for this?…

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Lay back, lay back, go to sleep, my man

Wipe the blood from your face and your hands

Forgive yourself if you think you can

Go to sleep, go to sleep, my man.


Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

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where do the lies end


where do the lies end

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Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

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Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening. 

September 28th

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Musicals in Real Life: Les Miserables! Javert might be a little too intense… (W/ Kyle Tapley) 🎭

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